Any Coincidence Is
(or, The Day Julia & Cecil the Cat Faced a Fate Worse Than Death)
v9.1 (December 2002)
A novel by Daniel Callahan
Copyright (c) 1994-2002 Daniel Callahan
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"I used to do a turn in the army. I was really mad back then... [a]
loony! I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.
Unheard of. I'd hop out on to the stage. It used to take ages.
Hop, hop, hop. As I got nearer to the microphone, they'd hear this
doddery voice going 'Do do do... do do do.' When I'd eventually make
it to the microphone I'd stop and say, 'I must be a great